Yesterday, on the morning of my sickness, I had the workings of a goofy rap in my noggin. Enjoy the first bits of something I'll never continue below. My clueless, backwoods lothario has the moniker of Ignoram Ullysses, for no good reason.


10 fingers and 10 toes
10 little numbers that I need to know
prefix, suffix, area code
uno, dos, tres
I want inside your parentheses
I hear good things come in threes
so do you got a sister or two?
I could use their numbers too
Put that finger down
unless you're asking me to show you how
oh so you don't wanna get with my lump, huh?
i shoulda known you was a lesbian
what? yeah I saw the sign outside
it was a pink neon uppercase "Y"
"Eat At The.." Well, you let me in the door
If you is all so openminded why can't I get in your drawers?

And that, thank (whoever) is all.